· You consider coffee and dark chocolate breakfast, sometimes lunch, and often a snack · Someone tells you what happened to them and you immediately think of how to incorporate it into a book · You get to read and call it studying, and those books are a tax write off · You take your idea notepad (paper or digital) everywhere, especially to bed · Coffee and Diet Coke count as at least one or two servings of your daily water intake · You’re still in your PJs when your spouse comes home at 6:00 p.m. · Wine is often dinner, a snack, and dessert · You kill people for a living and don’t get arrested; in fact, most people cheer you on · Everybody’s read your life story, they just don’t know which parts are real · You wake up at three a.m. and type a great idea on that notepad mentioned in #4 and the next morning realize how stupid it is, but keep it anyway These are just ten signs I quickly jotted down b...